The ritualistic adornment of habitats is approaching. Please panic and behave as if all shiny baubles will vanish from the surface of this planet if not bought by tonight, as they will do so unless they are pacified by the act of you buying that marvellous and perfect gift for your cousin’s teacher’s niece, which of cause you will never find. Perfect gifts to prevent bauble vanishing don’t exist, so please, panic. Panic now.

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