Sweet Talking

“I know everything about you!” The shady guy who had cornered me laughed, in a supposedly menacing way.
But I knew an opportunity when I saw one. “Oh cool, neat. Saves me a lot of money and trouble, then. What’s my blood count? Which vaccinations are due this year? Any hereditary diseases I should be aware of? What’s the best career for me? What is the password for my old email account? I keep forgetting to reset it. Can I wear my white shorts to the beach tomorrow or will I get my period early? Oh, and when did I last talk to my father; should I call him this weekend?”
“… WTF”